Saturday, November 10, 2007

Online Dating Rules

Block anyone who annoys you.

Always let them come to you, don't chase via email or any other contact.

Place the best and most stylish photo up.

Don't reply to instant messages with clever lines.

Never provide you true email or phone details to the anyone.

Always reply to emails at least 3-7 days after receipt.

Always date safely and protect yourself at every turn.

Do not login for hours on end. Short, rapid visits are best.

Never ever reply to emails at weekends, wait until a weekday.

Make sure your login name is stylish, stunning and sexy.

Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile

If you don't want to date married men spell it out in your profile.

A man who doesn't reply to your email within 3 days should be ignored.

Do not chat to hundreds of men at once, the delay in replying is a dead giveaway and your Mr. Right will be off.

Don't even think about mis-representing your size or description. They will find out.

Come across as cool and sophisticated for best results.

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